KUMPULAN SINGAKATAN LUCU

Persetubuhan = Persatuan Sepak Bola Tukang Dan Kuli Pelabuhan
PERSEKONGKOLAN = Persatuan Sepakbola Cukong Kolong Jembatan
Lanang Celup = Lambat Nangkap Cepat Lupa
STTB = sekolah tamat tapi belegug
MACHO = MAntan CHOpet
EDI TANSIL = Ejakulasi DIni TANpa haSIL
medan=Miring En eDAN
ISTI=Ikatan Suami Takut Istri
Abg = Atas Bawa Gede
ALOHA = Asal Lobang Hantam
salome = salah lobang men
TTM = Tiba Tiba Muless
Kuku Bima = Kurang Kuat Bini Marah
matematika = makin tekun makin tidak karuan
JAKARTA = Jambret Ada Kopruptor Ada Rampok Tetep Ada
Soluna = sodokannya lumayan nancap
Karimun = Kalo ribut tandanya muncrat
RINI = RIntihan NIkmat.......
SoNi = Sodokan Nikmat
Posyandu = Pos yang dulu ...
Skeleton = Skelompok Lelaki Tukang Onani
KANSAS = Kami Anak Nakal Suatu saat Akan Sadar
GUNAWAN = Gundul namun menawan
JURAGAN = Jujur ramah ganteng
Sumitro Romantis = Suka Minta Rokok dan Makan Gratis..
SD SMP SMA = Saya Datang Saya Pulang Saya Mengucapkan Assalamualaikum
ganteng = galandangan tengik
STPDN = Sekolah Tinggi Penyiksaan Dalam Negeri
IPDN = Institut Penyiksaan Dalam Negri
AGUS = Anunya Gede Ujungnya Sobek
KULIT PENIS = Kumpul dan Latihan Intensif Pemain Tenis...
Lapendos = Laki2 Penuh Dosa
Susenas = Suka Sekali yang panas2
Selingkuh = Selingan Indah Rumah Tangga runtuh
PLN = Perusahaan Lilin Negara (habisnya sering mati)
BBM = Bahan Bakar Mahal
D5 = Dag dig dug der dor
Jarum Super = Jarang Dirumah Suka Pergi
Sekwilda = Sekitar Wilayah Dada
Sisdiknas = Sisa didikan yang ganas
Lemhanas = Lemah hati namun Ganas
Pekcun Penjudi = Perempuan Culun Penjual Diri
CALO = Cara Aneh Lakukan Onani
Setia = senang Titit aja
Modis = MOnyong saDIS
SBY-JK = Susah Bensin Ya Jalan Kaki
GERSANG = seGER dan merangSANG
MACAN = MANIS DAN CANTIK
ABCD = Abri Bukan Cepak Doang
CDMA = Cieee Dadanya Montok Amat
AC = angin Cepoi-cepoi
jancuk = Jantan cerdas ulet kreatif
smp muhamadiyah = selese makan pulang mudah mudahan diundang lagi yah...
stmj = susu telor madu jahe
BMW = Buat Memikat Wanita
MELANKOLIS = Merana Lantaran ** SENSOR ** **pilis
DPR = Dewan Penyiksaaan Rakyat
HKBP = Habis Kue Baru Pulang
pecel lele = pecinta celana lebar lebar
Roleks = Resiko Orang Jeleks
isusu panther = ih... sungguh sungguh pantatnya bikin gemether
suami = siap untuk anak maupun istri
TK = tak kebagian
Amigos = Agak Minggir Got Sedikit
Boxy = Botak Sexy
Botol kecap = Bodoh Tolol Kebanyakan Cakap
DI/TII = Diintip/ Ternyata Ibu-ibu
Sisbankum = Sisa Banjir Penuh Kuman
kolor ijo = kornet telor kacang ijo
intelek = intip tete lewat ketek
Ganas , Tante Tampar : Gado-gado nasi , tanpa telor tampa pare
piyu padi = pinter ngerayu pandai bermelodi
pendekar = pendek tapi kekar
Gambir = Gampang Birahi
Primus = PRIa Muka Setan

tHanKs Sob uDh mAmpIr dAn nGebAca,,
hehe,,

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18 Responses to “Kumpulan Singkatan Lucu”

  1. Harry Seenthings on 23 Januari 2010 07.24

    wuakakakakakaka.....keren...

    linknya dah masuk om di babi ngepet

  2. Ngeposting ni yee on 23 Januari 2010 07.55

    @Harry Seenthings : lInk suDah sAya bAckliNk kEmbAli
    dEngan nAma babi ngepet,,
    thAnks sOb,,

  3. Ambar on 23 Januari 2010 09.53

    hahahahaha.. lucu sob.. ada2 aja sih??
    mau tukeran link ga??

  4. Ngeposting ni yee on 23 Januari 2010 10.53

    @ambar :kita kan udah tukeran link sOb,,

  5. rezKY p-RA-tama on 23 Januari 2010 23.06

    hahah tambah sip ae singkatannya

  6. application4you on 23 Januari 2010 23.25

    mampir malam hari ketempat teman,link udah kupasang untuk banner menyusul nanti ya soalnya koneksiku lagi lemot minta ampun,thx ya :)

  7. aa' mil on 24 Januari 2010 03.46

    Wk..wk.... asyik juga klo buat smsan nih, coba ah

  8. Ngeposting ni yee on 24 Januari 2010 20.11

    @aa' mil : sLiah kAn sOb,,
    @rEzky p-Ra-tama :tHanks sOb,,

  9. Mobile Blogging on 26 Januari 2010 05.52

    Haha, lucu boss :D

  10. attayaya on 28 Januari 2010 18.11

    jiahahahahaha..........

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  14. Junior ichal 666 on 21 Januari 2011 23.32

    Aku suka..lucu..

  15. obat diabetes on 24 Januari 2011 12.45

    lucu juga ey,,,
    kalo singketan KANSAS apa ya,,???

  16. Anonim on 27 September 2011 18.44

    follow @mbahTonno ya.

  17. Army Of God on 1 November 2011 09.48

    sangat lcoco

  18. Cerita Dewasa on 28 April 2013 22.49

    Keren juga :)

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